MADISON SLICKER MARIE THE BAGUETTESDucks love soggy bread and have no need for raincoats; humans prefer their bread crusty, and are sadly susceptible to the elements. Respectfully, the Madison Slicker is a big Fuck You to ducks: this calf length coat adorned with trompe l'il baguette trim ensures you and any number of swaddled baked goods will stay dry no matter the weather. In addition to a loaf that laughs in the face of Poseidon, you'll also find figs, grapes, brie wheels, and more.
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